I finally found out that my fiancée was a massive slut as a result of a vacation she took. I had been unable to get the time off work, but she was desperate to get away from the city for a while, so she decided to go on her own. I don't really want to relive all the thoughts I had at the time, so I'll tell the story by simply providing you with the message log from my own phone. Babe 23 June 7:28 Hey, baby… just wanted to find out if you made it to the hotel alright. I know how much you hate flying, so you probably zonked out as soon as you got there. 23 June 10:28 OMG! I am so sorry! I completely forgot! 😅 I was so excited to start looking around that I've barely even looked at my phone all day! But yeah, I got here fine! That's okay, babe. I know how spacey you get sometimes. I've never heard you sound so excited about anything before. I kno...